Product Description
These little peckers are cute. I don’t mean that as an insult to their manhood but they only measure a half inch long—which is classified as “itsy-bitsy.” Adorable. Besides, these are the kind of penises that you want to be small. You’ll be gobbling them down so fast that if they were any bigger you might choke!
Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size. They come in a variety of awesome colours, to please the girls at your party who like penises of all shades and colours. We think they’ll make great bachelorette swag bag fillers.
They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. What kind of cruel jokes? That’s up to you to decide.
Each pack contains 7-10 candies of various colours, and weighs about 6g.
